awfulbanter:

i love straight white girls kissing each other

it always looks so awkward and their bodies are far away and it is front on like they don’t know how and it is like dudeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee give it up, peen crazy is all you’ll ever be

“Peen crazy is all you’ll ever be”
That is perfect lol

Is there a way to complement someone on a specific body part without objectifying them? Or is that not possible?

So apparently my saying that Spock and Kirk are gay for each other was enough to make someone unfollow me.

Holy fuck Spock is gay for Kirk

Spock b jelly

Did I ever tell you I found an angel?
Her god might not be mine
But, by god, I love her

Who needs sleep when you’re in love

It’s funny to realize
That I was the last one to see
I love you

My best friend said
In a joking tone as we walked
You love her

And you thought too
As I left on that first day we had
He loves me

And here I am
And all I can think as she pours out her soul is
I love you

Finally watching the finale for Elementary. I’m half way through and I may have just screamed at the tv

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No wait I lied I don’t know what hour it is. Maybe like 2:
Still high. Dispicable Me is gr2000

1 day ago